Dear schuh,

I recently attended an awards show with an old friend. We tried to be Britney and Justin circa 2001 – but nobody got our joke. I think they were laughing at us rather than with us.

Anyway, I didn’t even wear shoes because you couldn’t see them. I need some serious help for what’s hot in 2015 – what do you suggest?

Forever yours,

IKissedAGirl

Katy Perry MTV EMAs outfit

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