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You might have heard the phrase ‘heat wave’ being thrown around recently. That can only mean one thing – summer is here. Get your disposable barbecues and jugs of Pimms at the ready. You might be buzzing for some sunshine but remember, it comes around so rarely that we’re just not used to it. That’s probably why British people really just can’t cope with summer. From socks and sandals, to cork wedges and maxi dresses, to paper white shoulders turning fuschia pink, that odd few days of sunshine we look forward to each year often proves a bit too difficult for us Brits. Have a laugh with us as we look at some British summertime style problems.  Read more

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St Patrick’s Day; also known as the one day of the year where you can drink a Guinness with breakfast in the name of patriotism. Yes, somehow somewhere along the line, a humble religious celebration of the Patron Saint of Ireland turned into a giant excuse for a piss up no matter where you came from. While openly exploiting all Irish stereotypes, the world unites to embark upon the sacred St Paddy’s Day pub crawl and if you’re partaking this year, we have compiled a handy guide on how to keep your stylish kicks from getting just as wrecked as you most likely will.

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So it’s Valentine’s Day and it’s a Tuesday. Don’t have a date lined up just yet? Whether you have someone in your sights or are still searching through that app on your phone, use all the love in the air (and the resulting anxiety amongst singletons) to your advantage, along with our (sorta) helpful tips on how to pull, to secure yourself some company over a candlelit dinner this Saturday night.

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January – it’s perhaps the worst month of the year. The festivities are over, you’ve put down the mince pies and chocolates, and are probably sitting at your desk having a huge case of post-holiday blues. Well not to fear, if you need a little bit of motivation we’re here to help with some quotes to get you through January and to help make the start of 2017 that little bit easier. Read more

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When it comes to gift giving, it is the thought that counts. That’s what we were always told when we were younger but let’s really be honest with ourselves here, no one really wants that set of Lynx Africa again. So to avoid opening yet another barking gift, we’ve got 5 handy tips to make sure you get what you want come Christmas morning.

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The craziest day in the retail calendar is looming, and for most of you it’ll either be better than Christmas or worse than your worst nightmare. When it comes to Black Friday, there’s really not much in between. If you fall into the second category, we’re here to relieve your fear, and to provide you with all the tips you need to not only survive Black Friday, but to take it on like a boss and strut down the high-street with a bag full of bargains. We’re going to break it down for you step by step (complete with fun gifs), but ultimately – the key motto we advise for Black Friday takes inspiration not from pro-shoppers, but from the scouts. BE PREPARED. Follow our simple steps on how to survive black friday and you’ll be making more savings than Honey Boo-Boo’s Coupon-Queen mum. Read more

Something spooky has gripped our attention lately and for a change we’re not talking about shoes. The hit Netflix series Stranger Things (if you haven’t watched it, you better get on it) left us feeling slightly creeped out but with a sudden sense of nostalgia and a certain regained love for ‘80s sci-fi horror. And it couldn’t have come along at a better time – so, with our obsession for anything retro and with Halloween just around the corner, can you guess what costume we’ve got planned for trick or treating this year. You’re going to love it.

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From standing on a stranger’s gum to wearing bootcut jeans with crap loafers, the world is full of shoe horrors. Join us now, as we take a look at our top 5 foul footwear scenarios*.

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OH SNAP. Forget the freaky face swaps and distorted selfies – there’s a new reason to love everyone’s fave app: schuh on Snapchat. Following us yet? No? You can keep up-to-date with all our schuhnanigans by adding schuhshoes. Here’s what your missing. It’s (just about) the most fun you can have in 10 seconds.

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Almost a year to the day since our first pancake schuhsday competition, we were back in the kitchen to craft some tasty treats all in the name of competition. This time, we were judging on taste alone (Megan was grateful after her disaster with that chewed up Converse).

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